Happy Birthday!
To Mister Christopher Rowe! Who is not your lord and savior, but is currently playing me Schoolhouse Rock videos on YouTube (pronouns!).*
Wish him a merry birthday, y'all.
*Except this was pre-posted at 11:18, so we're probably asleep right now.

Happy birthday! (Not pre-posted, which means I probably should go to sleep now.)
And happy holidays!
Posted by:Fred | December 25, 2006 at 12:44 AM
Happy you-got-born day, Colonel. Not pre-posted, but I'm still sleeping while I type this.
Posted by:Richard | December 25, 2006 at 01:28 AM
Happy Birthday! Happy Holidays, G!
Posted by:"valeriana" | December 25, 2006 at 01:57 AM
Happy Birthday Christopher! I am fully awake and eating many christmas cookies in your honor.
Posted by:Midori | December 25, 2006 at 09:26 AM
Happy birthday to him!
(Pronouns were made to take the place of a noun, 'cause saying all those nouns over and over can really get you down.)
Posted by:Greg van Eekhout | December 25, 2006 at 10:00 AM
Because I have pronouns, I can say:
I wish him a merry birthday!
Posted by:Karen M | December 25, 2006 at 10:28 AM
I dedicate my traditional Christmas morning Bellini to celebration of Rowemas!
Posted by:Chris McLaren | December 25, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Happy birthday Christopher!
(And to Rufus Xavier Sasparilla, wherever he is. The pronouns video might be my favorite of the Schoolhouse Rock series.)
Posted by:Ted | December 25, 2006 at 04:14 PM
Happy Birthday.
Posted by:max | December 26, 2006 at 05:55 AM
Happy B-lated B-day!
Posted by:Christopher Barzak | December 26, 2006 at 12:30 PM