Why was there no groping in Glasgow? Kim Newman and Paul McAuley would have been far less disturbing (and funnier), I'm sure.
But seriously, I think this news is going to remind a lot of us of a certain ICFA banquet gone terribly wrong. It must stop.
This is one of the most disgusting photos I've ever seen. Someone please put Ellison down. Immediately. Update of Update: As Ed points out, someone's pulling a revisionist bait and switch so we are now linking to a different disturbing photo (meant, I suppose, to imply that it's OKAY he grabbed her boob, because at some point she kissed him) instead of the mic/mouth one. But it's still up here (scroll down) -- if you want to see something hugely disturbing, anyway.
Updated again: Ed is right on.
Updated yet again: And so is Gavin.